OpenWrt with AdGuard Home is one option. Big fan of the former, haven’t used the latter

I just watched the 1972 ad.
It’s weird they used a mechanical grating sound in their background music

Devil’s advocate: would you use the present tense for the original Batman, or the original Star Trek?

I was suggesting using your own binhost as an alternative to distcc.
If someone’s considering distcc, presumably they’ve already decided not to use the public Gentoo binaries, and want to do the compilation themselves

I think that’s more for when you have multiple machines (that would use the same USE flags) and you only want to have to compile once.

One issue with distcc is some of the build operations can’t be delegated. If you want to minimise resource usage as much as possible (e.g. on old hardware) and want to compile yourself, then running your own binhost makes sense.

Or set up your own binhost

Keep a bishop hidden behind the toilet until your opponent forgets about it

Waiting for the George Costanza move

A few more good ones I found

Frank Zappa - Peaches en Regalia - Talichova komorní filharmonie
Procol Harum - A Whiter Shade of Pale - London Symphony Orchestra

And free pest control!

I like the idea of automatically fastening zips in places with limited access (like the tent example in the article), but unless the failure rate is very low, you’d always need a backup fastening technique on hand