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My husband is 6’8” and covered in stretch marks, 6’ at 10, 6’ 2” at 12, etc. His bones grew way faster than his muscles, his achilles tendons separated from heels, his skin stretched and stretched. It was a whole thing. And guess what in the past 20+ years have not kicked him out of bed for it. Nor has he purchased a human skin sippy cup….nor has he thought to start a social media page to slap his middle aged butt and dad bod belly while parading in his undies. The fact that she has built her very important career job around this is ludicrous. And now I cannot stop laughing imagining my giant bearded hairy husband who looks like a lumber jack with stretch marks doing this.
Ohhh, ok that makes “sense”, as much as any of this bizarro brand rep thing can. I am naive in my thinking the brand looks for people to represent them in a professional manner 🙃 If I was the brand I would be horrified by what she has been posting BTS of the trip that was paid for to promote the brand. The belly on the counter, the penis tree, etc… Clearly that is not how it works😂 because brands keep using her.
I am assuming y’all have children’s libraries, science centers, nature centers, museums, cultural centers, trampoline parks and what not’s in Canada. Or hell even a regular old fashioned park with a swing and a slide and other children. Does she live in a rural area or something? Why not a weekly trip to the library and the farmers market or something? ANYTHING more engaging than the same mall, home decor and toy store they visit every. single. week.
Why are the people in her life not getting her the help she needs? Is it because they benefit from the money and perks? By no means is she a celebrity but this is seen time and time again with clearly disturbed cash cows families allowing the earner to go completely off the rails mentally. This lady is mentally unwell if she thinks she actually looks anything like the filtered photos that she posts. And if she 100% knows she looks nothing like what she posts how does she reconcile with herself why she is not posting her real self. Living with that much self hate is mentally debilitating as well. No matter which way you slice this lady needs professional help!!!
I agree Briony looks really nice. Butttt I am not sure what the assignment was but her Polly Pocket is not great. I’m not sure if she doesn’t plan for enough time or what happens, but her “work” for these types of gigs always seem a bit rushed and not properly finished. Are all the little gaps and unfinished seams, surface chunks, brush marked paint, etc part of the aesthetic? Like shoddy craftsmanship was on purpose? Signed, a craftsperson
The lifetime Shane content quota has been met ✅ I guess he volunteered as tribute to be “content” for this “opportunity”. I find him no more endearing, compelling, interesting or anyone I would ever want to be left alone in conversation with. I do not like his vibe one bit, no thank you!
You would think if this was your actual career job you would use a single filter and consistently look the same, albeit filtered. I think you could file all of her filtered selves onto a 747 airplane and none of them would look like the actual Birdie. Maybe sisters or cousins but definitely not a twin in the bunch. 10A and 17 C would not be twinning.
She has definitely gone rouge since SI and the Reddit shutdown. Now that 6,000 people are no longer holding her accountable and campaigning against her she is not even trying to hide the filtering. A Reddit repost of her posts would garner more actual comments than her original posts. We are few in numbers over here trying to keep the truth alive 😂 I do not even know if those lips are “swelling” from travel, aka injections or a filter. Yikes. What is she thinking. Who would pick that filter!!!