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Born control freak and catastrophizer ✌🏽 female middle aged POC, I am terrified and basically unhinged at this point 🤪

I am assuming it’s a Canadian company because that hat is enough to make at least 50% of the US shudder. Red hats with white letters are synonymous with some stressy messy business…shudder…

I find it shocking/not actually shocked that she considers this sloppy frumptastic lewk acceptable for a “professional” event…IN SUPER DUPER FASHIONABLE FRANCE!!! If there was ever a time to pull it together this was the moment. The cheap transparent poly blend sweater that makes my pits sweat looking at it, the terrible ill fitting jeans, the why would you pair with those shoes, shoes. I know she wears oversized unflattering “fits”🙄 every time she may seem in the wild but this is too much. It’s so bad!!!

Is that cheddar cheese? What in the hamburger helper is this mess!!! That is not lasagna! Or maybe Canadian lasagna? A lasagna noodle does not a lasagna make. What are y’all doing up there.

Why people gotta act crazy. Just be cool 😎 I’m here to relax.

One more thing, one more thing my fellow. Were you following along for the Beyoncé weekend when I am assuming Shine sent the POC “friend”. That was an absolute, I’m a very white lady really trying hard not to be cancelled cringe fest. I was sooo uncomfortable watching every story unravel. Yikes on all the bikes.

Follow up…are you a Canadian NFL fan? Is that common? I imagine no different than American hockey fans. We hockey here but it’s not really synonymous.