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As she reminds M it’s not about M because she didn’t get to go. Or pressuring her into over the top dorm room decor. The possibilities for embarrassment are endless. I am presuming their father will be involved and put a squash on Birdies SM engagement needs. But you know she will try and sneak L in some merch to out M’s privacy. “While we were attempting to protect M’s privacy we completely spaced that L was wearing that sweater” or some BS. She will mention the city they are driving to, I just have a feeling she will 100% not be protecting her daughters much wanted privacy in some passive way.
Ok your guided tour through the store took me out 😂I fell down the rabbit hole and had to google. Scrolled through the flyer, I could get a log splitter and Ninjacreami all in one stop! I have never seen a log splitter in my life. I cannot even with that cup being called “sip me baby” who ok’d that!!!
You would think if this was your actual career job you would use a single filter and consistently look the same, albeit filtered. I think you could file all of her filtered selves onto a 747 airplane and none of them would look like the actual Birdie. Maybe sisters or cousins but definitely not a twin in the bunch. 10A and 17 C would not be twinning.
I’m not sure I am any kind of amazing person but yes I am a great parent. My childhood was a wild ride. I could probably write a book. A bi racial product of intellectual narcissists raised by wolves as a bizarre social science experiment in the early 80’s. I called them by their first names, my father was my mothers professor, only brown kid in all white private schools, drug addict step parent who was my sister’s piano teacher, bi sexual father diagnosed HIV positive in the early 90’s. I was put through it! On the plus side I am incredibly well read and educated, was exposed to art, culture and the theater, etc. But in all honesty just wanted to have a birthday party at McDonalds and parents that loved me like everyone else! Fortunately Birdies big kids father seems to be very grounded so they may turn out ok-ish. Well I really hi jacked this thread🫣 Just needed to vent all that out to some internet strangers 🤪Thanks you for the therapy sesh fellow snarkers.