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Follow up…are you a Canadian NFL fan? Is that common? I imagine no different than American hockey fans. We hockey here but it’s not really synonymous.

It being winter and all with an average temp of 85F with 90% humidity.

My husband is 6’8” and covered in stretch marks, 6’ at 10, 6’ 2” at 12, etc. His bones grew way faster than his muscles, his achilles tendons separated from heels, his skin stretched and stretched. It was a whole thing. And guess what in the past 20+ years have not kicked him out of bed for it. Nor has he purchased a human skin sippy cup….nor has he thought to start a social media page to slap his middle aged butt and dad bod belly while parading in his undies. The fact that she has built her very important career job around this is ludicrous. And now I cannot stop laughing imagining my giant bearded hairy husband who looks like a lumber jack with stretch marks doing this.

The lifetime Shane content quota has been met ✅ I guess he volunteered as tribute to be “content” for this “opportunity”. I find him no more endearing, compelling, interesting or anyone I would ever want to be left alone in conversation with. I do not like his vibe one bit, no thank you!

She is going to spend every second of the whole trip, tucking, straining, clenching her butt cheeks, sucking in and folding herself up as much as possible in fear of being photographed. Such a waste.

I find it shocking/not actually shocked that she considers this sloppy frumptastic lewk acceptable for a “professional” event…IN SUPER DUPER FASHIONABLE FRANCE!!! If there was ever a time to pull it together this was the moment. The cheap transparent poly blend sweater that makes my pits sweat looking at it, the terrible ill fitting jeans, the why would you pair with those shoes, shoes. I know she wears oversized unflattering “fits”🙄 every time she may seem in the wild but this is too much. It’s so bad!!!

I do not really no much about being an influencer or whatever they are logistically. Does the brand know what they are getting or do they only see what we see? When she arrives is it a straight up what we ordered vs what we got🤔

Ohhh, ok that makes “sense”, as much as any of this bizarro brand rep thing can. I am naive in my thinking the brand looks for people to represent them in a professional manner 🙃 If I was the brand I would be horrified by what she has been posting BTS of the trip that was paid for to promote the brand. The belly on the counter, the penis tree, etc… Clearly that is not how it works😂 because brands keep using her.

Not hideous pleather jacket 2.0 😱 why does she refuse to invest in quality staples for her wardrobe. Especially if it’s her career job to be photographed and promote things as an alleged professional.