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As she reminds M it’s not about M because she didn’t get to go. Or pressuring her into over the top dorm room decor. The possibilities for embarrassment are endless. I am presuming their father will be involved and put a squash on Birdies SM engagement needs. But you know she will try and sneak L in some merch to out M’s privacy. “While we were attempting to protect M’s privacy we completely spaced that L was wearing that sweater” or some BS. She will mention the city they are driving to, I just have a feeling she will 100% not be protecting her daughters much wanted privacy in some passive way.
Ok your guided tour through the store took me out 😂I fell down the rabbit hole and had to google. Scrolled through the flyer, I could get a log splitter and Ninjacreami all in one stop! I have never seen a log splitter in my life. I cannot even with that cup being called “sip me baby” who ok’d that!!!
At the least, although not my type, NB has a personality and B has interests and her hobby (I cannot call it art). Birdie has none of the above. Opposites often attract so I could see NB and B becoming actual friends. It has to be exhausting explaining every little thing and catering to Bird Brain.
I have mostly decided to become unbothered by this lady but I am stressed and bored and acting out😂 I cannot believe someone pays her for this nonsense. So much to unpack here, the giant sunglasses indoors, the hideous pockets! And guys you can wear the pieces together or separate!!! Thank goodness she mentioned that or I would have not thought such things possible! WHY WOULD SHE EVEN SAY THAT! Does she think her followers do not know that 🙄
I do not really no much about being an influencer or whatever they are logistically. Does the brand know what they are getting or do they only see what we see? When she arrives is it a straight up what we ordered vs what we got🤔
My husband is 6’8” and covered in stretch marks, 6’ at 10, 6’ 2” at 12, etc. His bones grew way faster than his muscles, his achilles tendons separated from heels, his skin stretched and stretched. It was a whole thing. And guess what in the past 20+ years have not kicked him out of bed for it. Nor has he purchased a human skin sippy cup….nor has he thought to start a social media page to slap his middle aged butt and dad bod belly while parading in his undies. The fact that she has built her very important career job around this is ludicrous. And now I cannot stop laughing imagining my giant bearded hairy husband who looks like a lumber jack with stretch marks doing this.