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To kill a French vampire you have to drive a baguette through its heart.

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🇨🇦🇩🇪🇨🇳张殿李🇨🇳🇩🇪🇨🇦@ttrpg.network
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Sure, it sounds easy, but the process is painstaking!

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Xeroxchasechase@lemmy.world
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Go polyglot dad jokes!

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Fogle@lemmy.ca
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French English is the pain and butter of Canada

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5oap10116@lemmy.world
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I want some pain so bad right now

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felykiosa@sh.itjust.works
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I m confused are you into bdsm or more into bread?

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chop@discuss.tchncs.de
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Oui.

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Crackhappy@lemmy.world
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I’m dad. I dad funny. No comprende your stupid fucking pun. Sorry. Your pun was so bad in two languages it threw me for a loop. Bravo.

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