Kirk: I’m having trouble hearing lately. Bones: Can you describe the symptoms? Kirk: Homer is a fat guy, and his wife Marge has blue hair.

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This took me way too long, but I got it. Pretty good.

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Care to share? I’m drawing a blank here.

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He misheard symptoms as Simpsons because of the hearing loss.

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