88 points

This could have been a truth table

permalink
report
reply
27 points

If and only if.

permalink
report
parent
reply
15 points

I thought about something like that, but the flow here felt easier.

Feel free to make another version. If it’s more popular, I won’t be mad.

permalink
report
parent
reply
84 points

This is anti Hitler propaganda, because you chose a pic where AH isn’t smiling to make him look more hitler 😑

permalink
report
reply
58 points

You got me. I confess: I have a bias against hitlers.

permalink
report
parent
reply
15 points

Councilor Uunona is devastated by this news.

https://simple.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adolf_Hitler_Uunona

permalink
report
parent
reply
29 points

You know, I just realized I don’t think I’d ever seen a picture of Hitler smiling.

So I looked it up. And there are plenty of them. And he looks…nice. Like, it’s weird. He looks like the fun uncle. He looks like there should be a mockumentary of him where he’s played by Steve Carell.

permalink
report
parent
reply
34 points

One of the big things they taught us in history lessons was how he came across very charismatic and that he was good at winning people over.

It’s really important for people to understand and learn in order to not repeat the mistakes of populism, evil people don’t generally go around shouting about how evil they are.

permalink
report
parent
reply
5 points

I’m pretty sure that he kept his relationship with his wife a secret, so that women in the country would be interested in him

permalink
report
parent
reply
3 points

Looking at the past 4000 years of human history, starting with the Egyptian Pharaohs:

Nope. People dont care, people dont learn. Especially when the make a whole display of how much they learned, like Germany does, you should be worried. Behind the facade lies the fascism, like it is currently furthered by most German political parties.

permalink
report
parent
reply
-7 points
*
Removed by mod
permalink
report
parent
reply
9 points

there should be a mockumentary of him where he’s played by Steve Carell.

There’s one with Charlie Chaplin

permalink
report
parent
reply
1 point

He was a handsome chap. Just very misunderstood!

permalink
report
parent
reply
1 point
1 point

Jojo Rabbit is a good one.

permalink
report
parent
reply
60 points

I’d love to see a poll on Trump voters for Harris vs. Hitler.

permalink
report
reply
35 points
*

Oof. I kinda would too, but also… boy that’d be an uncomfortable read.

Pure guess? 30% would pick Hitler… 15% would refuse to answer.

permalink
report
parent
reply
21 points

30% would not know who Harris nor Hitler is.

permalink
report
parent
reply
8 points

This take gave me a chuckle.

permalink
report
parent
reply
14 points

45% Hitler 12% Harris and the rest “No Comment”

permalink
report
parent
reply
10 points

Expect rather than names, just put down a list of head line policies.

permalink
report
parent
reply
9 points

I’d like to see Trump vs Hitler more tbh

permalink
report
parent
reply
50 points
*

Mark Kelly.

Navy Pilot, Navy Captain, Astronaut, Senator, husband of Gabby Giffords, twin brother of Scott Kelly with similar resumé, and he’s only 60. He and his brother can each win two terms and still be younger than Trump is now.

He also flips red states blue: he’s pretty much the only Democrat who has won anything in Arizona in decades.

permalink
report
reply
33 points

“only 60” - the depressing state of politics. There’s a good amount of places where you’d retire before completing a single term at that age.

permalink
report
parent
reply
13 points

Agreed. I’m rather tired of the nation being run by workaholics. I want to retire someday. I want a candidate who shares that value, and builds a nation where I can do that.

Ideally, I think the oldest a candidate should be is 57 at the beginning of their first term, so that they retire from professional politics by 65.

That being said, no candidate is ever going to be perfect, and, he’s still 24 years better than the current option.

permalink
report
parent
reply
-2 points

Good thing China has a number of honey trap spies. I’m sure Schiff will be eager to tell them all the dirty, dirty secrets of a US President

permalink
report
parent
reply
10 points
*

And the reality is modern medical science has made 60 the new 50.

Which kinda works. because modern education has made 20 the new 14.

/s
//class wars are awesome!

permalink
report
parent
reply
17 points

Seriously, try being the candidate talking shit about an astronaut and decorated servicemember. “I like people who stay on Earth.” Well I don’t!

permalink
report
parent
reply
11 points

“I like people who obey the law of gravity.”

permalink
report
parent
reply
8 points

He could retort by saying that he was obeying gravity, but falling continuously towards the earth while traveling at a speed that kept him from hitting the ground.

permalink
report
parent
reply
7 points

I’ve actually been casting him as VP in my head for like four weeks now.

I think it’s more likely than Biden being president next year, so fingers crossed.

permalink
report
parent
reply
2 points

Harris will get steamrolled by either Trump or Vance; Kelly wipes the floor with both of them. I think Kelly needs to be on the top of the ticket, and Harris needs to step down as well.

permalink
report
parent
reply
6 points

Did you not read the graph? She’s a lock.

I mean, Kelly is a lock too. Anyone who can fog a mirror and doesn’t get an erection watching Starship Troopers will win this election. But Harris is kind of right there already, so that works for me. She could probably keep using the same email address and business cards. That’s a nice plus.

permalink
report
parent
reply
3 points

Unfortunately I think casting away Kamala as the pick would do more harm than good. She is the likely candidate. Joe can even make the transition smooth by entrusting the rest of his legacy with her, which is the reason he chose her as a VP in the first place.

People also know the name Kamala Harris, and they’ve known it for years now. It’ll be a huge turn to bring in a new candidate on top and do all of the rallying needed to get votes.

I think Kamala’s success will spend on the VP choice, her administration, and her campaign team more than her herself.

permalink
report
parent
reply
4 points

Mark Kelly as Kamala’s VP? Having that balance of ethnicity would help her get the votes. It’s exactly why Obama picked Biden

permalink
report
parent
reply
5 points

Kelly’s “blue” credentials are sound, and his history will appeal to many otherwise “red” voters. He is a real threat to poach votes from Trump’s base in red and swing states.

Harris can’t do that. She’s a lawyer, and everyone hates lawyers.

But nobody votes for the bottom of the ticket. Harris/Kelly loses; Kelly/Harris wins.

permalink
report
parent
reply
3 points

nope, he’s too bald. can’t be havin that

permalink
report
parent
reply
2 points

100% has my vote

permalink
report
parent
reply
-3 points

Or Adam Schiff

permalink
report
parent
reply
6 points

Adam Schiff is a lawyer and California Democrat. He would easily win the blue states, but so would about 30 million other Democrats.

The red states will hate him, and he’s opposed by BLM, so he won’t be competitive in the swing states either.

There’s nothing special about him.

permalink
report
parent
reply
4 points

That’s fair. I’d vote for him, but then again I’d vote for a soggy roll of single-ply toilet paper over Trump.

permalink
report
parent
reply
45 points

Maybe instead of “Alive” you should go with “Currently able to form full sentences”. Because Biden is just as “alive” as Trump in regards to how you are trying to frame him. The same issues Biden has, Trump has - just Trump’s cult doesn’t care.

permalink
report
reply
41 points

Trump makes full sentences, the fullest sentences ever by any candidate current or past, no one could ever make fuller sentences, especially the losers and suckers that Trump is running against that hate America and want to turn us into a weak nation that only produces organic electricity that can’t run our great country because it can’t go through all the rivers and lakes because the water just stops it in its tracks and it stalls like those foreign import cars that Trump is going to put tariffs on because our great capitalist America doesn’t need a bunch of foreigners telling us how to drive our cars in our country because America is great and we can do whatever we want unlike Taiwan, which isn’t even a country, and needs to go away just like NATO and NASA and NOAA and all those other government agencies in the swamp that needs to be drained because it’s full of gators that are making it difficult for people to use their yachts in all of this electric water that’s taking over this great country!

permalink
report
parent
reply
11 points

Don’t forget the 🫲🫱✋👐🙏💅☝️☝️👉👈👂🪓

permalink
report
parent
reply

Memes

!memes@lemmy.ml

Create post

Rules:

  1. Be civil and nice.
  2. Try not to excessively repost, as a rule of thumb, wait at least 2 months to do it if you have to.

Community stats

  • 12K

    Monthly active users

  • 5.6K

    Posts

  • 34K

    Comments