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“Don’t worry I’ll keep your baby safe” said the Dingo.

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You just take a little walk with my pal here the leopard who eats faces. Dnt worry though, he won’t eat yours 🤡

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Yeah let’s put the next COP at Fort McMurray, Alberta because what better place to talk about how we’re going to survive climate catastrophe.

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Extraction per se, maaaaybe.

Burning of the extracted fuel? Never.

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So what you’re saying is to make ALL of it into plastics

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I simply do not understand those people. You want to keep driving, selling and making internal combustion? Then do it with synthetic fuels, ffs. It’s already roughly the same cost when considering everything. Efficiency doesn’t matter for those clowns anyway.

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