Human leather factory simulator where you send drugged up child soldiers on slave raids while committing war crimes.

If this comment doesn’t get me on some watchlist I don’t know what will.

You end up stranded on a foreign planet. You need to build a rocket so you can go home, but unfortunately you have to build a whole manufacturing facility to do that. As if this wasn’t hard enough, the inhabitants of the planet are environmentalist assholes and will do anything in their power to stop you.

You throw cubes in transdimensional holes to win a cake.

A man finds himself in front of a set of two open doors, he enters the door to his left.

Person with huge pockets builds a house that gets blown up because the door was left open.