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But that’s only 33% accurate. Relish is pickled fruits and vegetables and white bread isn’t brioche.

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It is when you go to a hipster food truck that charges $15 not including tip.

Source: I go to a lot of food trucks.

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Its 0%. Peanuts aren’t nuts despite the name

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This guy legumes

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legume deez nuts

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But pickles wouldn’t fit to Nutella.

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I’m the worst about this. My mom and I will try a new restaurant and I’ll be talking about “oh this needs acid, that’s the perfect amount of heat, blah blah.” Meanwhile, I’m over here “cooking” noodles with a pile of kimchi every other day because that’s all I ever have in the fridge.

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[In the voice of Janet] Not a nut.

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A good place reference? In 2024?

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