Sure to annoy IT people but those just need a line of text while the rest of the screen is free real estate for Micro$oft! Public BSODs tend to go viral too.

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Bummer! You have backups, right? Try OneDrive today!

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Upgrade to Windows 11 today!

Or

Microsoft Word has periodic automatic saving!

Are some I could see in a dystopian future

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Don’t give the motherfuckers ideas.

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They are already kinda doing this. The QR code resolves to http://www.windows.com/stopcode, which has a Microsoft 365 ad (who would have guessed?)

Edit: the pic I scanned was old, they have since changed it to “https” to close a trivial MITM attack vector for tech support scam websites.

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You can go back to the dark place you came from. I’m sure ads on the BSOD are in the works

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CrowdStrike incident happened too soon. Could have made serious money…

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Steve Jobs would have bought that ad space

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Alternative universe: In order to pay back Microsoft for saving them from bankruptcy, Apple buys up ad space on Windows BSODs.

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