Wut?

59 points

While I find the human shield arguments compelling, I figured he was just trying to virtue signal to the Republicans that he’s a good, old fashioned family man just like them. “Republicans love kids and family, right, so if I show off my kid at all times they’ll love me too, right? Please? Anyone? Please, love me.”

He’s too stupid to realize the right wing love of family is performative and they don’t actually give a shit about kids.

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37 points

Probably a bit of that but the timing fits too perfectly with Luigi

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The first time I saw him with the kid, before the memes started, I literally said out loud to myself, “wtf is he using his kid as a human shield?” It was right after Super Mario Praxis dropped and that was my gut reaction.

It’s possible he wants to seem like dad of the year, but lots of politicians have wanted that, and they don’t do bring your kid to work day every day. Idk. Maybe it’s a dual-purpose thing, but my money is primarily on human shield

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Yeah, the timing of him showing up with his kid suddenly is a bit too suspicious.

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I have been wondering if keeping his kid around is some sort of anti-assassination strategy.

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76 points

Young little Kevlar Musk only started showing up after Luigi.

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10 points

Much better than his current one, at any rate…

(X Æ A-Xii)

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9 points

I believe it is instead to prove someone likes Elon Musk.

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6 points

Anyone going for Musk has already accepted there will be collateral damage.

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38 points

Trolley problem time.

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Quite rich using a human shield when for the last year the term “human shield” has been an excuse to destroy that shield for the purpose of destroying the target. If say someone were to drop a 2000lb bomb on them, it would be Musks fault for using a human shield, right?

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23 points

see the difference is: musk appears to be white

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Ok then, what if the person dropping the 2000lb bomb on Musk was Israeli?

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13 points

The paradox would instantly dissolve the minds of hundreds of millions of credulous idiots across the world.

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19 points

And what do we do with those cowards who use children as human shields?

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11 points

Precision sniper?

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5 points

Cannonball?

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10 points

We shoot the shields.

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8 points

Shoot them in the dick.

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