141 points

Funny how CrowdStrike already sounds like some malware’s name.

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It literally sounds like a DDoS!

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22 points

Botnet if you will

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Not too surprising if the people making malware, and the people making the security software are basically the same people, just with slightly different business models.

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Reminds me of the tyre store that spreads tacks on the road 100m away from their store in the oncoming lanes.

People get a flat, and oh what do you know! A tyre store! What a lucky coincidence.

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7 points

Classic protection racket. “Those are some nice files you’ve got there. It’d be a shame if anything happened to them…”

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3 points

It sounds like the name of a political protest group.

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131 points

This is, in a lot of ways, impressive. This is CrowdStrike going full “Hold my beer!” about people talking about what bad production deploy fuckups they made.

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93 points

You know you’ve done something special when you take down somebody else’s production system.

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24 points

*production systems around whole world

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Few people can put that into their CVs, that a real achievement!

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23 points

I’m volunteering to hold their beer.

Everyone remember to sue the services not able to provide their respective service. Teach them to take better care of their IT landscape.

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Typically auto-applying updates to your security software is considered a good IT practice.

Ideally you’d like, stagger the updates and cancel the rollout when things stopped coming back online, but who actually does it completely correctly?

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Applying updates is considered good practice. Auto-applying is the best you can do with the money provided. My critique here is the amount of money provided.

Also, you cannot pull a Boeing and let people die just because you cannot 100% avoid accidents. There are steps in between these two states.

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You’re hired!

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Idk boss, people weren’t too happy the last time we tried that.

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The answer is obviously to require all users to change their passwords and make them stronger. 26 minimum characters; two capitals, two numbers, two special characters, cannot include ‘_’, ‘b’ or the number ‘8’, and most include Pi to the 6th place.

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Great! Now when I brute force the login, I can tell my program to not waste time trying ‘_’, ‘b’ and ‘8’ and add Pi to the 6th place in every password, along with 2 capitals, 2 numbers and 2 other special characters.

Furthermore, I don’t need to check passwords with less than 26 characters.

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Sorry, I don’t understand. Do you mean there have to be 6 digits of Pi in there, or the sixth character must be π? I’m down either way.

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We won’t tell you, and the rule gets re-rolled every 14 seconds. It may stay the same or it may change.

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Also, there are requirements we check for that we don’t tell you about! 🤭

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The modern direction is actually going the other way. Tying identity to hardware, preventing access on unapproved or uncompliant hardware. It has the advantage of allowing biometrics or things like simple pins. In an ideal world, SSO would ensure that every single account, across the many vendors, have these protections, although we are far from a perfect world.

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SSO means you only need to compromise one piece of hardware to get access to everything.

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Effectively, the other option is passwords, and people are really, really, bad at passwords. Password managers help, but then you just need to compromise the password manager. Strong SSO, backed by hardware, at least makes the attack need to be either physical, or running on a hardware approved by the company. When you mix that with strong execution protections, an EDR, and general policy enforcement and compliance checking, you get protection that beats the pants off 30 different passwords to 30 different sites, or more realistically, 3 passwords to 30 different sites.

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What’s the saying about dying a hero or becoming the villain?

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