Image description: Top view of a carpet. Shreds of an anti-stress ball that has been ripped apart are strewn over the carpet.

95 points

“Where do you see yourself in 5 years?”

“Drowning in stress ball foam apparently.”

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64 points

Please hire me I’m running out of small hand sized objects to obliterate

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82 points

Squeeze, don’t chew.

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44 points

Are you a dog?

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37 points

woof 😳

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13 points

Good puppy :3 pets

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8 points
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leans into hand thank you Master c:

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32 points

Great, now you can sprinkle all that material on a sandwich and eat it as if feta cheese. Also I hope you get the job 🙏

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19 points

Delicious, finally some good fucking food. Thank you so much for the good wishes 💜

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21 points

How do you think you did in your interview?

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25 points

To be honest, I’m not sure how I would judge that right now. But I don’t mind reporting the facts. It was a pre screening by HR. There was a part where the recruiter would turn off her camera and leave me to speak for 2-3 minutes independently to talk about myself and my application. She told me afterwards she was impressed how well I did, that she’ll forward the recording to the line manager today and that she doesn’t see any reason why they wouldn’t invite me for the 2nd out of 3 total interviews. The rest of the chat with the recruiter was very friendly with lots of smiling and understanding from both sides. If I get a job offer/rejection, I’ll come back to tell the whole story.

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19 points

That’s weird… I’ve done interviews from both sides, and that’s just weird. Glad you got through to 2nd round, though!

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10 points

Thanks for the feedback and congratz! I should add she announced that part in the invitation, so it wasn’t a surprise.

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8 points

I’ve never heard of this turning the camera off.

I would find that extra hard - just like presenting to a black mirror lol. It’s so hard to tell if you’re on the right track without checking the audience’s expression!

But it sounds like a positive outcome. Hope they call you back and the rest of the interview process goes smoothly!

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4 points

You’re right, it did feel like talking into a mirror ^^ Thank you so much! I hope so too!

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