9 points

duck duck gooo

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Wrinkle is the perfect Duck

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19 points

I want a duck!

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The elites don’t want you to know this, but the ducks in the park are free. You can take them home. I have 30 ducks.

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10 points

Do you want bird flu? Because that’s how you get bird flu

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On the contrary, continuous duck exposure has inoculated me to bird flu, ensuring I will be one of the few survivors of the next pandemic. Out of the ruins, I will lead my duck army to conquer the wasteland. Their quacks will herald your doom.

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7 points

Wrinkle!

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6 points

Sippy sippy!

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🎵Three cheers for your web-footed friend!🎵

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