50 points

Wait, what Trumpian phrases are you using?

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“Many such cases”, “bigly”, “very, very large brain”, “good genes”, “This has been the worst trade deal in the history of trade deals, maybe ever” and “and some, I assume, are good people” have involuntary become part of my vocabulary.

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55 points

I’m sorry for your loss.

“And some, I assume, are good people” has entered my vocabulary, but in mockery of that attitude

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12 points

MEXICANS.

He lives in Mexico’s hat and can only make an ASSUMPTION that there are at least two Mexican-born persons in the US who are good people.

Glad y’all also remember this one b/c it’s mind numbing.

Full text source (June 2015)

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22 points

My favorite is “to a lesser extent Tiffany” I add that shit to everything

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4 points

“Look, having nuclear — my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at MIT; good genes, very good genes…”

I use that almost every day.

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3 points

Doesn’t he say “nukular”? He seems like the type that would mispronounce that.

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3 points

We use covfefe a lot in our house, as well

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China pronounced as “jina”

“Fake news” (ironically)

“Worst blank in the history of blank, maybe ever”

Also fuck Trump. Should’ve been 3 inches more accurate.

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9 points

“It is what it is”

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i don’t think he coined that one, though he is terrifically old, so maybe he did 75 plus years ago, idk. i’m sure he would happily take credit for it if it got people to pay attention to him.

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I also use Jina now and it really bothers me, but I can’t pronounce it correctly anymore. He ruined me.

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3 points

✊😔

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31 points

I often say “it’s yuge” 😔

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26 points

Don’t worry, you can just say you got that from Bernie.

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8 points

Wow, that’s yuger! Shoulda thought of that

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22 points

“Tested negatively, that is, positively towards negative, tested perfectly”

It’s funny because I remember being confused by the terms when I was a kid. To see a president worry about it was bonkers.

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7 points

Admiral general aladeen fixed this problem by standardizing terminology.

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15 points

I regularly say “Art of the deal” ironically when I observe someone win in a low stakes negotiation. I guess that’s also kinda it’s always sunny but it’s definitely trumpian as well

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15 points

We do a little trolling.

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14 points

“more and more people are saying it”

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12 points

+1 for “bigly”

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11 points
  • very legal very cool (how he describes his business dealings with Russia)

  • so amazing + will never forget (what he wrote in the Holocaust museum visitors book)

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3 points

Covfefe

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3 points

I call myself a stable genius on a regular basis

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2 points

“We need to shut thing down until we figure out how it happens.”

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(Note that every answer is someone intentionally using a phrase to make fun of him, not unknowingly using a phrase because of “how much he impacted the language” )

(Okay now that I think about it, I guess people who don’t know wouldn’t be answering the question, but I still think that the premise is silly)

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43 points

This has got to be the worst use of a Venn diagram I have ever seen.

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42 points

Covfefe

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12 points

CHINA

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5 points

JINA

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5 points

GHINA

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8 points

Trump’s only contribution to humanity, change my mind

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33 points

Sad!

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5 points

XXXTENTACION got you covered

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27 points

And Dubya of course… Misunderestimate, “how is our children learning”, “put food on your family”, “mission accomplished”

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24 points

Fool me once, shame one you. Fool me twice, never get fooled again.

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8 points

fool me once, shame on you, but teach a man to fool me, and i’ll be fooled for the rest of my life.

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5 points

God he felt like he had the Simpsons writers doing his PR. How did he come up with such brilliantly wrong material.

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The following poem is composed of actual quotes from George W. Bush.

MAKE THE PIE HIGHER by George W. Bush

I think we all agree, the past is over. This is still a dangerous world. It’s a world of madmen and uncertainty and potential mental losses.

Rarely is the question asked Is our children learning? Will the highways of the Internet become more few? How many hands have I shaked?

They misunderestimate me. I am a pitbull on the pantleg of opportunity. I know that the human being and the fish can coexist. Families is where our nation finds hope, where our wings take dream.

Put food on your family! Knock down the tollbooth! Vulcanize society! Make the pie higher! Make the pie higher!

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3 points

Big talk about hidden nucular weapons in those days.

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1 point

“How much is a Brazilian?”

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