Nothing quite says “high-performance muscle car” like a popup ad for a Mopar Extended Warranty covering your whole center console. That’s right, Dodge Charger owners are now experiencing an exciting new feature: pop-up ads that appear every time the vehicle stops at a light. This absolute garbage feature was spotted in the wild, take a look here.

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Why? Well, probably because Dodge badly needs the money. The brand’s U.S. sales plummeted 29% in 2024

This’ll help sales, I’m sure.

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Stellantis looking at all that blank ad space on your infotainment console: “It’s free real estate!”

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Should we make better cars that don’t have the interior of 2002? No. Better add ads!

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The american dream right here.

It’s why american cars suck. Nobody buys dodge overseas.

You have to be stupid enough to buy something just to support your ruling class in order to buy american cars.

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I saw my first one the other day (outside of America).

The guy clearly is an American living here. It’s hard to put into words just how out of place it all looked, it’s like you picked up a palm tree, cocunuts and all, and plopped it down in the middle of Antarctica.

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Capitalism is an ouroborus

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They’re solid vehicles. My 08 caliber died last year with nearly 300k miles. Their interiors are just so old looking. I had an 97 Contour that doesn’t look much different than their current interiors.

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Hey so I’m getting this thing on my new Charger, I think it’s a check engine light?

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I laughed pretty hard, thanks for that

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I think I know who’s responsible.

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Welp every manufacturer that shows this should go down immediately upon first offense.

Not even kidding, this should be corporate suicide.

Dodge and Jeep are (well Jeep already was tbh) both firmly on the “actively speak out against” list. If I was in a place of hugely inflated power, I would dismantle the entire company, and sell it to whoever that company likes the least.

This should honestly be a brand ending scenario in less than 5 seconds after the first ad. CEO should be in the bread line TODAY from getting hit with this.

ABSOLUTE zero tolerance. There are no valid arguments against this and I will die on this hill.

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This should be punishable by firing squad.

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Or better yet, the masterminds behind this will lose someone due to distracted driving over an ad.

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Jeep and Dodge are both owned by Stellantis :) It’s one shit-circus out of France the Netherlands (corrected because apparently I don’t know geography).

On the good news front, the market is beating them like a rented mule. Dodge alone is down 29% in sales year-over-year.

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I had never heard of Stellantis until the comments on this post.

That’s at least a little good news, but I want day-after total zero existence for stunts like this.

As in executed the day after murder kind of immediate punishment. In this case, total, irrevocable punishment.

C suite people literally living in shelters fighting for leftovers at a food bank after paying out years of employee salaries and benefits kind of punishment.

You can’t just fine people like this for crimes. You have to actually take away money and the ability to accrue more than enough to live on.

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Wow, if you’re this fired up about car dashboard ads, wait until you hear what Google’s been doing with your data.

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Dodge alone is down 29% in sales year-over-year.

“Clearly we need to add more AI, internet of shit, microtransactions and advertising on the cars to compensate!” - Stellantis CEO

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Actually, Stellantis has their global HQ in Hoofddorp, Netherlands.

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You are… very correct about that!

I somehow got my wires crossed and assumed that the PSA Group (who got rolled up into Stellantis) was still the home base. Thanks for the correction.

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I wonder why they can’t get it right

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Any minute now one of those brave-browser idiots will be along to tell us all how great ads are because they can make us aware of products that we had not yet discovered or remind us of products we didn’t know were near by.

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What does this have to do with brave-browser users?

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Brave derives revenue from advertising.

Brave devotees are the only people I’ve ever seen defending advertising as a user friendly revenue model.

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I had no idea lol I use brave just to avoid ads which is why I’m confused.

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I’ve noticed brave users are some of the biggest useful idiots on the internet.

I genuinely think there are 2 classes of brave users: people who are invested in the company trying to viral market it, and the morons who fall for it.

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What about users who don’t use it for the crypto stuff, vpn or any other shady features? I just use it to browse without ads. What’s the downside?

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I use it on my mobile devices to avoid youtube ads. Because i’ve yet to find a better way to avoid them on a tablet or phone.

If you have a better option for iphone/ipad, i’m willing to try it.

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They’re just testing to see what people are willing to accept.

Every time you see a useful idiot saying “it’s not that bad” or “they’re a business and they need to make money”, you know who to blame for why things are the way they are.

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