3 points
It says to roll a D6 and then gives eight possible results…
4 points
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7 points
I’d swap one of those out for 'Cryptic Message from Future Self". I also really happen to like fucking with my players at times, though.
16 points
- “Ugly… ugly… ugly bag… of… mostly water.”
17 points
“Roll a d6”
[Result table has 8 entries]