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MY FUCKING LINUX THEMED RESTAURANT, THE DISTRO BISTRO, IS A FUCKING DISASTER!" IM RUINED! GOD FUCKING DAMNIT!!

NO ONE KNOWS WHAT LINUX IS AND | HAVE TO EXPLAIN IT TO THEM EVERY FUCKING TIME THEY COME IN!!! “ohhh whats a distro? open source? what does that mean?” FUCKING GOOGLE ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

EVERY FUCKING DAY SOMEONE ASKS ME WHAT THE “TORVALD’S TORTELLINI” IS NAMED AFTER LIKE YOU HAVE A FUCKING PHONE JUST GOOGLE IT FUCK!

yo is this where | get the free as in free beer

IT FUCKING COMES WITH A MEAL!'ITS NOT ACTUALLY FREE YOU HAVE TO BUY THE OPEN SOURCE SPAGHETTI! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUuUuuuuuuuucKk!!

211 points

I’ll have the Steak.tar.tar

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26 points

That was pretty funny.

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10 points

I concur.

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83 points

Fuck, I want to go to a Distro Bistro, owner definitely needs to maintain the Chef Ramsey energy though

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54 points

I think it’s a Linus Torvalds energy

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16 points

If you parked in their lot, the waitstaff will yell profanities at your driver?

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13 points

Linus Torvalds is the Gordon Ramsay of tech

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“It’s FUCKING RAW DEPRECATED!” ~Chef Torvalds

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76 points

If there’s one thing you know you can get from an open source project, it’s spaghetti code.

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12 points

I think most OSS code I have ever touched has been the cleanest code I’ve touched. Business critical code is always the spaghetti.

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37 points

Obviously they need a cinnamon dessert

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27 points

And a grub appetizer

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18 points

And mate (the drink)

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32 points

All my recipes are lgpl.

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18 points

If it were GPL, then would all my cells that now incorporate those atoms now also be under the GPL?

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3 points

yeah, sorry, mandatory DNA sequencing after you eat there

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