alt text: An image of Frylock, Meatwad, and Master Shake from “Aqua Teen Hunger Force” with additional text at the top and bottom of the image. The text reads: “The Confederacy lasted five years. Aqua Teen Hunger Force lasted 15. Master Shake is a bigger part of our heritage than your treasonous great-great-great-great granddad”
Things that lasted longer than the Confederacy:
Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1997-2003)
The Nickelodeon run of You Can’t Do That On Television (1981-1990)
Tom Baker’s portrayal of The Doctor on Doctor Who (1974-1981)
The AMC Gremlin (1970-1978)
The Ford Pinto (1971-1980)
The reign of the Petronas Towers as the tallest buildings in the world (1998-2004)
The partnership of the Cookie Crisp Crook and his dog, Chip (1990-1997)
Theres also the WiiU a game console so poorly marketed people thought it was a new controller.
Fuck the secesh scum, glory to Master Shake
I’m in the middle of rewatching the show. This is great.
Me, when someone shows me a picture of Bragg
Stonewall who? Sorry, the Shake Zula was speaking
