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No boners in public haha. Imagine fighting that in court. “Your honor, the boner was involuntary”

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This is where my mind went to.

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If only.

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“Sir, we can see your bombastic genitals…”

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U turgid?

Ya, tumid.

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What’s worse

Being fined when you’re not hard

Not being fined even if hard

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There are a lot of children and teenagers going nude, I guess. All that effort I put into learning how to slyly tuck it under my belt in school was wasted. I was already nude.

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So grey sweatpants are illegal in Utah?

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