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I looove CMD windows popping up at boot 😍😍

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It freaks me out every time I see it on my rig with the damn bloated ass drivers now.

I’m supposed to be clean. But it feels like computer herpes.

In reality 2/3 or more of the world population has it, but nobody wants to admit or believe they do despite science saying differently lol.

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AMD’s auto updater does this. But it pops up and closes instantly so I have no idea if it’s actually working or just crashing.

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One time pirated some video editing software and after rebooting my Steam had janky early 2000s sidebar ads.

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I got porn adverts on roblox ☹️

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so… just default Roblox then?

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Have you tried Bing lately?

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Fuck, I remember when I was using Bing religiously unironicaly in the early 2010s during my Extremist Microsoft Loyalist phase.

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Loyalism, sure… We all know what’s the only reason to use Bing.

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I’m farming Microsoft Reward points with nonsensical searches for Overwatch coins. That’s the only true reason to use Bing

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Good pork results.

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Download video game for free

Default search engine DOESN’T change because I was using the Free and Open Source™ operating system, GNU/Linux

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Or as I’ve recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux + Dogpile + AltaVista + AOL

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So many toolbars while in reality you need only one…

spoiler

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What am I looking at…

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Surely the default search engine in internet explorer in your prefix would have changed.

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