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I actually had an order number of 666 before. The lady was calling out order numbers and when she got to mine she just announce the contents, we shared a look and had a chuckle. It was a mildly amusing event

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Ticket was actually upside down. Anon was all good, it was 999

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Highest resolution 4chan post I’ve ever seen

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Lucy was the angel who stood up to their bloodthirsty megalomaniacal father and got kicked out for it. Why would I want to hang out with the judgmental prick instead of the guy who just wants everyone to eat drink and be merry?

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bloodthirsty megalomaniacal father

Imagine Yahweh the war god is your Dad.

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And you just wanna be an artist.

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Sounds like God wasn’t capable enough to stay competitive in today’s spiritual market.

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God needs to pull himself up by his bootstraps. He can’t expect to have everyone’s souls handed to him.

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