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Anon is a Trans Inclusive Radical Sexist.

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the correct word is TIRM. trans inclusionary radical misogynist.

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27 points

TRIM sounds better

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45 points

Trans-radical inclusive misogynist doesnā€™t quite work, unfortunately.

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52 points

Lawful Evil

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104 points

Trans-inclusive radical misogynyā€¦

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18 points

Those damn TIRMs and their Conditions

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93 points

Letā€™s crunch the numbers, would it be financially sensible to pay for m to f transition of Employees, so you can pay them less in the long run?

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46 points

Now this is businessing!

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21 points

Mandatory MTF transition as a job requirement on the horizon.

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9 points

Maga hats say this unironically. Itā€™s a Republican scare tactic.

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36 points

With 27% pay cut and the employee having a 3000/month salary and them working a decade in most cases yes

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ā€žSo Johnā€¦ Listen. Weā€˜re not enough revenue to pay you your regular salary. Either you cut off your d*ck, or weā€˜ll have to cut you offā€œ

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16 points

I like that cutting his Pay as man is no option whatsoever

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11 points

Now youā€™re getting it!

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I was just thinking today that nothing has been more affirming to the masculine parts of my identity as how much of a little bitch I am when I catch even the slightest of colds.

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Iā€™ve broken just about every bone in each arm and leg. Iā€™ve seen my own blood more times than I can remember and my own bones peaking out my skin twice. Cuts, bruises and minor burns are generally ignored. One day my clumsiness will kill me, because I refuse to learn. At least I will go out proud.

But a cold will fuck me up every single time. Sometimes for days. And yes, I will whine all the time nonstop.

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Iā€™d rather have a broken bone once if it means Iā€™ll never catch cold again.

Broken leg for couple of months is preferable to blocked and runny nose.

Fuck cold.

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When youā€™re not trying to move the affected bone, itā€™s easy to forget about a break. With a cold youā€™re reminded with every breath, every swallow, and every time it makes you sneeze or throw a coughing fit.

Yep, not a fan!

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I donā€™t keel over to the flu. Maybe the bitch here is just you. No need to generalise.

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Have you considered questioning your gender? Maybe you just arenā€™t manly enough. If you try hard even you can be a manly little bitch while having a cold /j

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Some people are just outside norms. You definitely have that main character syndrome that most men have though; canā€™t take something not being about you or describing you perfectly and personally as an individual for a whole five seconds without stomping your feet.

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Nice misandry. Now I know who to block

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4 points

But do you keel over to the common cold? Stay on topic!

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56 points

Reducing the pay and benefits of your best computer programmer/IT person is not a good move, anon.

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20 points

dw thereā€™s a furry in the workspace

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Nah, the real best IT person is working in the basement and hasnā€™t come out since 2003

/s

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7 points

That person is at home working on personal projects and occasionally checks on the automated systems they set up in the basement 20 years ago

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ā€œI have no problems with my computersā€ - ā€œNone that you noticed yetā€

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Whoā€™s saying itā€™s their best programmer/IT person? It could very well be their head of HR or legal counsel.

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Itā€™s an in joke and a genuine trend that thereā€™s a large overlap between programmers/IT and trans women.

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Ah, ok, I wasnā€™t aware.

I was trying to make a joke that they were such a chad that theyā€™d do this to their legal/HR team.

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