God I’d find this funny… if this wasn’t exactly what Elon The Musky Husk was doing irl
A brilliant one.
DOGE is out looking for profitability, which is as much a goal of federal agencies, as hoarding peanut butter is for the Legal or Financial departments, which is to say not at all.
A government’s purpose is never to generate profit. It’s to make use of the common wealth to improve the lives of its citizens. In a country with so much wealth, and yet the people face so much strife, the government has already failed.
DOGE is just accelerating the downward spiral.
No relation to current political events at all.
My dog has this huge cow bone that’s hollewed out. I fill it with peanut butter and he goes all in on that thing for an hour or until all peanut butter is eliminated