The itch would be impossible to prove and I’d just be seen as a grumpy asshole, at least the hiccups can be understood
The itch would bother me more, but the hiccups would bother other people more. I’m not sure which I would choose.
I’d go with the itch. In the 1 out of 1 cases I know of where someone had chronic hiccups, they ended up going to jail for murder.
Suicide will be easier with just an itch.
Edit: Wait, no! We have euthanasia here. Hiccups so I can get medical sign-off.