There already was porn of it

Nah, gotta do it properly.

Get digging a well.

I want a late-ass Ring sequel just to “oh yeah?” all the gags about screen size. I wanna see a full-size hand reach out of a phone screen and snap someone’s wrist.

That last one is hilarious. Imagine having a tiny Sadako running around trying to drown people or whatever, but she’s small so it really just ends up keeping everyone hydrated

Cupful of water appears in your mouth

swallow What the f–… Oh, Sadako, I didn’t see you there. Thanks!

tiny blurblegrowl

In the Japanese films, Sadako was an adult already when she fell down the well and survived 30 years in it. So she’s at least in her forties, according to Wikipedia. In the American version I think they changed her to a child but also changed her name

Maybe in the lore but certainly not this depiction