To every employer I’ve ever had:

Thanks for inadvertantly teaching me that those commies were onto something.

When it comes to the ones still living, I simply tell them. For example, telling my mum that I love her.

Except maybe my ex-fiancee. She did affect me more than I’d like to admit, but frankly? I don’t want any contact with her, and I already told her everything that I had to.

For the deceased:

• relative 1 - I regret not spending more time with you. Drinking yerba, chatting about random stuff. Also I miss the cheesy polenta that you prepared.
• relative 2 - if you were alive, I’d probably want to get drunk with you once. (Your daughter would get mad at both of us.)
• relative 3 - I should’ve bought fireworks when you kicked the bucket.
• friend - dude you’re THE major reason I like and enjoy music nowadays. You were always selling yourself short in this matter, but listening to you talking about songs from all the world was really great.

To my husband:

You’re the best around

Nothing’s gonna ever keep you down

Thank you for everything