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Thanks this was the worst but I laughed.

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glassy, jarred look on her face

Top kek

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sticking my noodle in

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saucy

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/me re-reads first sentence.

:: facepalm ::

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“She looks like she’s in a vegetative state”

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But tomatoes are fruits…

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Biologically, they’re fruits, but in culinary usage (like tomato sauce) they’re vegetables.

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So she looks fruity? Does that work for you?

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I put vegetables in my tomato sauce though

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and some fruits, like tomatoes, are vegetables.

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/me re-reads almost every sentence, not bad.

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The ancient texts!

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There it is.

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Tag team, back again.

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Fuck you, thank you

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An oldie, but a goodie.

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