Both of the guards have a handle. If the guard that always lies pulls his handle, then the minecart will divert to the second track. If both guards pull their handle, the prisoners will be released. One of the handles is covered by a wooden box, where half of the wooden planks of the original box have been replaced by new ones cut from a tree that fell when nobody was around. If guard A is taller than guard B, are we getting paid for this quest?

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Do I include the square with the tiny portions of the feet or no?

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When drawing this, I eyeballed it, but I tried to aim it to leave these tiny portions - because that’s more accurate to the CAPTCHA experience.

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If this was a real captcha, even a human couldn’t solve it because you can’t question the guards… They’re just an image. 😔

But imagine if the human check became some crazy Voigt-Kampf test with problems such as this that require a type of problem solving skill humans have but an AI doesn’t.

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Please select all squares with a tortoise that you flipped out it’s back and type the reason you’re not helping in the box below.

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My favorite take on the always tells lies/always tells truths puzzle is that the explanation itself was also a lie and both guards will say whatever they think is funniest because guarding is boring work.

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I did do that about 800 comics ago ;)

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“Which way is west?”

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What if the guard answers “I don’t know” ?

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You’re having a stroke.

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“Hmmm, couldn’t solve the riddle. Well, might as well masturbate”

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I dunno, can’t see the Sun from inside a dungeon

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This one’s the Truthsayer, other one is a liar.

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Unless he absolutely does know which way is west because he has, like, gone outside at least once. Or owns a compass.

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