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Just police at wrong address, nothing to see here and you seen nothing.

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That baby made threatening moves!

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Honey, the door is locked shut. We’ll need to call the superintendent to come help us out, so I don’t think you’re going to reach that Taylor Swift concert.

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My real guess is water. You have a flash flood river dumping several tons of water at those doors and I bet it crumples them just like that

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Also the floor is wet.

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Huh I guess you’re right, damn these old eyes

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I don’t think so. Water would fill the room and push equal force on the whole door.

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Well, it was a flood, so what now?

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No, it would only flood to a certain level at which the door would be forced open, so not an equal force on the whole door.

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