When a regular toilet is not prancy enough for ypur dresaging room.
Now you know why some British people call diarrhea “the trots”
But then you’d need to take your pants off every time you ride it?
i only use pants when i’m in the bank anyway. and that’s just for making it harder for the police to ID me.
i’d look pretty stupid grocery shopping or mowing my lawn in my underwear. and it would make spontaneous masturbating harder.
Catherine the Great is coming for tea.
This is horseshit crazy