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Please don’t make this reddit.

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All the 10s in my neighborhood love to gobble on my wood, though?

Edit: It was a joke. There are no 10s in my neighborhoods, and if there were, they would probably not choose to have intimate relations with me.

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That’s what coffee is for.

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Have you ever made love to a greased up knot in a tree trunk?

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Tek-knight has

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Not yet.

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This should be an unpopular opinion instead, because almost no one associates the smell with a desire to eat it.

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