Please don’t make this reddit.
All the 10s in my neighborhood love to gobble on my wood, though?
Edit: It was a joke. There are no 10s in my neighborhoods, and if there were, they would probably not choose to have intimate relations with me.
That’s what coffee is for.
Have you ever made love to a greased up knot in a tree trunk?
This should be an unpopular opinion instead, because almost no one associates the smell with a desire to eat it.