Meme transcription [Kid drowning in pool]

In the background a person plays with a kid in the pool. The person is labeled “Companies updating their website”. The kid is labeled “The company logo”.

In the foreground a kid seems to be drowning. It is labeled “Useful information”.

In a second panel a skeleton sits at the bottom of the pool. It is labeled “The copyright year”

11 points

that’s where date('Y') comes in

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3 points

Is that your date?

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6 points

I read this as boobs.

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11 points

Year of the tiddies

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38 points

Also:

they: you can find the solution for your problem <a href=“/some-link”>here</a>

clicks on the ‘here’ link

404

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7 points

This happened at my work with internal docs as we switched from an ancient intranet to a new service that had a ton more features but no backwards compatibility so all the pages got updated to PDFs with helpful links that went nowhere and it caused chaos for like 3 months.

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22 points

Tangentially related, I remember at one of my jobs being tasked (several years in a row) with updating the copyright year in all our source files’ headers.

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4 points

it’s probably a red flag if your website can’t do currentYear() in the footer.

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12 points

that’s actually an anti-pattern. the purpose if a copyright notice is not to declare the current year to each visitor, fyi.

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Yes, it’s actually to notify people who aren’t part of countries with membership to the WTO of the first available year of public declaration of distribution without restriction, however, putting “1997” on your website makes it look old so people put current year to make it look new.

It’s only legally distinct in Aruba, Eritrea, Kiribati, Micronesia, North Korea etc… so it’s almost entirely useless.

I meant it’s a red flag if someone can’t spin up the code and is making an intern change it by hand every year.

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Well it wasn’t a website, for what it’s worth.

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5 points

Or have a single general footer that they all refer to.

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45 points

At least in Europe the year after the copyright statement has no meaning, and even the copyright statement itself is useless. Since if not stated otherwise, no rights are granted by default.

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21 points

Indeed. Yet every webpage ever has an outdated copyright year.

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22 points

[checks personal website]

Yes, shame on them!

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39 points

I thought everyone does <?php echo date("Y"); ?>

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Well, everyone who’s coding their websites is, yeah. Seeing how almost 10% of all websites use Elementor now and are built by people without an understanding of coding concepts, there are probably plenty of websites that don’t output their copyright year dynamically.

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3 points

Elementor has this feature, though.

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21 points

No no, we do

time_t t = time(NULL);
struct tm tm = *localtime(&t);
tm.tm_year + 1900;

Everyone writes their web server in plain C, right?

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4 points

The cool thing to do now is to write it in Rust, only using the standard library.

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2 points

And I hate it. Nice concept, but I don’t like neither, the language nor compiler.

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