24 points

This is why you send manglemet bullshit reports of we have fended off X attacks this month with a breakdown of such.

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Don’t worry, management decided on a compromise. A new wizard working 1800-0400 in another realm has offered to maintain our circles of protection for a hundredth of the cost in eyes of newt.

Their circles are a bit more hexagonal than you’re used to but they are Cisco certified.

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“They’ve also said the protection hexagon may not encompass the research tower of Eldritch Horrors, but I mean how vital is that, right?” - Kind regards, Management

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7 points

Y2K, anyone?

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