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What the fuck

What game is this

For, uh, research

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Middle earth dhadow of war if I am not mistaken

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44 points

for the next 11h it’s still on -95% sale on steam too!

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As far as actual lotr story, not good. As far as gameplay though, for 95% off there’s MUCH worse games you could play. I easily put over 100 hours into this and it’s dlc

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3 points

Ok, sold, now my partner has a new gift of their favorite movies

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3 points

Oh holy shit really?

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45 points

I’m seeing milla jovovich.

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50 points

What does her husband think about that?

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17 points

Too busy making seven new Resident Evil movies to notice

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2 points

Isn’t she in those too?

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15 points

Haven’t asked.

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38 points

Totally not searching the web for Stoya

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22 points

She was pretty famous like a decade ago. IDK if she still does stuff anymore.

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18 points

She mostly successfully pivoted to legit work.

She had a few non-adult movies and she’s a columnist with Slate now.

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Porn is legit work. I invite you to try and earn a living doing it. Even if you actually succeed at pulling in with money, you’re gonna realize it’s basically like any other entertainment business.

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6 points

Was she the one nearly killed by that UFC fighter ex-boyfriend?

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20 points

Sexy Shelob was definitely a misstep…

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These two games are both really good though. Infuriating that the nemesis system got patented.

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I think the games were both really bad, both in lore, environment, and boring ass combat. And also Ubisoft has something almost exactly like the “nemesis system” that they used in AC Odyssey, so it’s not that special. Not special enough to make the Shadow of games playable anyway.

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I did a big catch-up on games I’d missed a few years ago when I got a PS4. Nabbed Shadow on sale and was super excited to finally try this amazing game that everyone raved about.

Pretty much immediately realized that it was another mf’ing Batman Arkham combat clone, haven’t touched it since. A plague on modern gaming.

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Personally I agree but a lot of people seemed to enjoy them.

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I tried playing AC Odyssey but it just felt weirdly cluttered like I was being bombarded with a bunch of useless information the whole time. Refunded within two hours.

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11 points

I bet she’s good at pegging.

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I can verify.

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Can you send her my number?

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