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bash: sudo: command not found

After all, we don’t know that he has it installed, especially if he’s running a really old distro.

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btw I use Arch

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HeLlOoOoO, wHaT nOw? It’S a Do Or DiE sItUaTiOn, HuRrY!

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See that’s the issue, he should have tried stopping the cardiac arrest process instead of just resetting the man to the beginning of it

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Whoops, stopped the lungs process instead of the cardiac arrest process.

Actually you really want to restart the heart service, right? sudo systemd restart heart

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Depends on who’s working the terminal, nano vs vim difference

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Patient HP kept dropping to zero after resetting, but we don’t have budget to investigate why and this was supposed to be worth only 1 story point, so we set up a microservice that runs a job every 200ms to set HP back to 100. So long as nothing shuts down the service, patient should be fine. Marking as Done.

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Goddamn, the joke gets worse the more I inspect each panel.

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The font changes like 3 times 👌

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They are a doctor of computer science, not a doctor of design. You need a design phd to pick correct fonts.

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XKCD 149 but worse.

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Link for the lazy.

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Thank you very much!

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