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One Year(lemmy.world)

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mad_asshatter@lemmy.world
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“Wait…I can choose to have SEX??”

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YaDownWitCPP@lemmy.world
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Well…not you. The rest of us though!

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mad_asshatter@lemmy.world
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Whew! Had me worried.

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Zorque@lemmy.world
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Per the query, you can only choose to not have sex. While that implies a choice to have sex, it is not explicitly stated.

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RidderSport@feddit.org
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Did you seriously go the German-no-fun-allowed-route with a German joke?

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mad_asshatter@lemmy.world
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Damn, someone lawyered-up.

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grissino@lemmy.world
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But in this case, choosing a year without gaming means a year without sex either. So…

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Anticorp@lemmy.world
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You need to find someone else who also chooses to, but yes.

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samus12345@lemm.ee
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“No touching yourself, either!”

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Maalus@lemmy.world
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The unbreakable pegasus oath!

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samus12345@lemm.ee
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qyron@sopuli.xyz
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I don’t game…

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sheepishly@fedia.io
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same tbh

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