Anyone know what book it is?
…asking for a flea
Lol I was not expecting to spend my last 15 minutes reading chapter one of a flea-porn! The entire book appears to be in the Wikipedia article, but alas I must sleep and leave the flea, the two satiated love birds and the priest until another day.
Also:
“Now,” answered the youth. “Now, dear Bella, while we have the chance to be alone and free from interruption. You know, Bella, we are no longer children?”
Bella nodded her head.
“Well, there are things which are not known to children, and which are necessary for lovers not only to know, but also to practice.”
“Dear me,” said the girl, seriously.
The erotic victoria version of " A bugs life "
“…what are you doing dear?”.
Me: “I’m menacing the sky!”