Anon remembers Halloween 1995

Some parents are just ignorant assholes.

For real. Waiting until Halloween to introduce them to the deliciousness of caramelized onion…

Jokes on them, caramelised onions are damn good both alone or in burgers.

Caramelized onions are, sure. But i’m assuming the 4chan poster bit into a raw onion with a Carmel glaze, however, which does not seem appetizing to me.

I have a theory that most people’s favorite food is actually onion. We like them sweet, spicy, pickled, and in breakfast omelettes, lunch sandwiches, and alongside dinner proteins. There isn’t much that isn’t improved or at least complemented by an onion.

Love the taste of 'em, but onions also give me awful gag reflex to the point I need to have them removed from my food. Otherwise I risk vomiting on the spot D:

Agreed nothing adds flavor layers to a dish like an onion can

Don’t forget they’re low calorie.

But just raw dogging onion sounds like hell.

The burning is the best part.

Vidallia onions are decent raw. We put big 1/2 thick slabs on burgers that way. Carmel probably wouldn’t hurt in the OP’s case either.

That’s my favourite way to eat ‘em!

When I chop onions I will just grab a few pieces to snack on raw while I cook the rest.

College friend of mine used to eat 'em like apples. Ugh.

As a kid when I saw the movie Holes, I was so tempted to start eating onions like apples, like they do in that scene at the oasis. I also went home after the movie and dug a big hole in the backyard because I was a fucking weird ass. Still am. Never ate an onion like that, but damn they made em look tasty.

In my mind its not cooking unless it involves cutting an onion

Golden sauteed onion is gourmet shit.

Old Ukrainian recipe: fry garlic and onions in a pan with butter, then decide what to have for dinner

Add carrots and you’re 2/3rds through lost good French and Italian meals too.

Same in the Philippines, but with oil instead of butter. Almost every dish there starts with garlic and onion.

I would add potato to that list. People fucking love potatoes on lots of forms.

One Christmas extended family had a Christmas gift exchange, one uncle had made a “gag gift”, it was a piggy bank with pennies, I got it, he felt bad but to everyone’s suprise, I was estatic. I was 5 and collecting coins, a piggy bank filled with loose change was the best present.

Now I’m curious…

Crunchy (hopefully, instead of sticky), watery, spicy - all at the same time. Sounds intriguing

If you ever have a wicked head cold snack on some raw white onion. Makes my sinuses run like a god damn firehose.

I have one right now… but no access to an onion. I’m at the airport. Perhaps in the duty-free zone. Thanks for the advice

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