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Friendly reminder to be noncredible. Don’t actually attack other people for their religious beliefs. If you don’t have a funny take, and you’re just here to spread hate, maybe shut the fuck up instead 👍

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green man

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now this is podracing!

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I think I gotta hand it to the Amish on this one. I’ve seen how quickly they can build a barn. Imagine how quickly they could fortify a front. The Mormons just don’t have that capability. Not to mention the Mormon limited selection of hot drinks to drink on the cold bitter front. It would make it far more difficult to fight that war.

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Now I want to see the Amish and the Romans trying to out-build each other on a battlefield.

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Amish 100% because most sects allow for machinery in construction so long as it’s not on the property is necessary and proceeds benefit the community. You’ll see Amish construction workers doing wheelies in skid steers off property.

Plus I don’t really think many people know about or separate mennonites from Amish and that they’re allowed most forms of technology but dress similarly and live in similar dwellings in similar settings.

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Last I checked the LDS have actual industrial arms manufacturering capacity.

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They also literally run the US government

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No, that’s evangelicals.

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Politicians, sure. Not what I was talking about though.

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Lots of Mormons in the Secret Service, FBI, etc. Their jingoistic fervor is highly sought after.

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i heard that CIA recruits from mormons

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A not insignificant one at that.

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You must have your years supply of food and ammo just like the prophet told us…

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The Amish might be more self reliant for the long haul. Keep growing veggies and chickens and you can outlast the Mormons during an insurgency.

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And a fair amount of them own an AR-15

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This is the real answer, there are soooo many Mormon gun companies and defense contractors it’s fucking wild.

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And we all know how well it went the last time a massive industrialized army took on a bunch of peasants on bikes.

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I’ll take the Amish, they’re humanity’s insurance policy.

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I think you’re confusing them with the FLDS and rural Mormons.

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I’m in the firm belief that Amish are crazy but harmless.

Mormons are not that. Mormons are a modern organization, and one that is ruthless and demanding of its followers, and with funding to spare.

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Science fiction flavored*

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