I bribed them with cookies!

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Wait… Browser cookies?

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What flavour?

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Persistent cookies

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What do they taste of?

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The first thing that came to mind for ‘persistence’ was sweat…

Maybe something long-lasting in that case

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Butterscotch

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I like both butter and scotch, but never thought of combining them before. Seems a bit odd, but now I’m intrigued!

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Be careful combining things like that.

It’s not going well for me…

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Yum!

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In an evil world bribery is the only way to get things done.

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My friends wanted to move off Telegram to Signal. I said sure let’s move off Telegram, but let’s move onto Matrix instead. Now I have to use a Matrix bridge to talk to them and I still had to install Signal lol

I mean Signal is definitely better than Telegram, but if we were going to make a move anyway, I would’ve preferred the one that doesn’t require a phone number, or even the existence of a phone.

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My whole life I kept trying to move people to the better chat program/app. It’s a waste of time. Either they’ll do our don’t on their own time.

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Maybe simplex or Threema for that. Matrix is like replacement of IRC

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Nice! How were you successful?

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The Signal messenger and protocol.

!signal@lemmy.ml

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