“Sorry, I got to return this video”

“Mike? I love that guy, I got him on speed dial”

“Do you have any quarters for a phone?”

“Bill Cosby really is America’s dad”

“Can I borrow that VHS?”

“Sorry, I can’t come. My favourite show is on”

“Do you know where a phone is?”

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I’m looking forward to Matt Groenig’s new show.

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Disenchanted probably had that response

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I remain unconvinced.

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“I’ll show you the photos once I get them developed.”

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Just blow in the cartridge

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“Get off the internet, I’m expecting a call”

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Also “I can’t get through to them, they must be on the internet”

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Try cleaning your mouse ball, see if that helps.

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