257 points

Recently a cop died in my city. The news was like “officer died on duty while responding to a robbery”.

Turns out the fat ass died of a heart attack in his cruiser while parked outside.

Now the city police is painting him as a fallen hero who deserves a state funeral paid by us. Meanwhile I lost 5 of my coworkers during COVID, working at a hospital. Nobody lowered a flag or gave them so much as a mention in the newspaper

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Molly Conger a.k.a. Socialistdogmom once did a deep dive on a report their city police made to show “deaths in the line of duty” and at least one was someone who died on vacation of a long term medical issue. Another ridiculously common one was classifying cops who died in car accidents they caused while not even pursuing anyone as in the line of duty.

Part of the thread: https://xcancel.com/socialistdogmom/status/1392651342271946761

Extra EDIT: Dove some more and found some other ones https://xcancel.com/socialistdogmom/status/1334948398659756032/

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11 points

The one that got shot by his pal because they forgot they didn’t used training ammo was pretty hilarious, but the best part was that he shot him IN THE BACK, i see they were really training what they usually do to real people.

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8 points

I’ve just started listening to Weird Little Guys, she’s quite the funny storyteller

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4 points

Me too! Stumbled across it during a 24 hr drive. It was a lifesaver.

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37 points

Haha

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-30 points

Heh. Cheap generalizations are fun.

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28 points

Those salaries aren’t cheap

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4 points

It’s not a generalization, it’s a statement about the system. As persons, not all cops are bastards; as enforcers of the status quo, all cops are bastards.

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So in response to cops stereotyping minorities, let’s sterotype all cops? Then let’s take that to the extreme and disrepect a dead person you know nothing about, for laughs.
Even If you knew for a fact that the person in that cofin was a bad cop, does thier family deserve this image being passed around like this. No. One could understand if your motive was to help effect change, and crossing this line would help. But you are doing it for laughs and internet points. There is nothing good about that.

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94 points

Being a cop is a choice.

Being a minority is not.

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20 points

What about all the ACAB (assigned cop at birth) people?

Checkmate liberals.

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63 points

People are definitely born cops and it’s an immutable characteristic.

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32 points

It’s the checkbox parents mark on thier birth certificate. Irrefutable once done.

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11 points

The parents in GATTACA had an option to choose cop genes for their embryo.

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34 points

NOT 👏 ALL 👏 PIGS 🐷

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19 points

Hey, don’t talk like that about pigs. They’re usually much nicer than people.

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11 points

No pig ever chocked someone to death in the street for the crime of being born poor and black.

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11 points

Ah yes they were born cops

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30 points

Holy shit. Calm down Karen.

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29 points

All cops are garbage. Every single one of them.

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16 points

What the fuck are you talking about? You ever had a cop find and arrest someone who violated your rights? Must be nice to be that well off! Around here cops just beat students during protests and protect scabs during strikes.

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5 points

You mean, whether the cop that did that should be arrested?
They won’t. They have some immunity thing going around.

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1 point

The answer is that all cops are criminals and deserve to be in prison.

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12 points

That’s funny. I didn’t hear anyone holler “soooie!”

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10 points

Cops aren’t people

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I don’t like police officers as a general rule. But I also don’t really advocate for death as a blanket statement. This is just a poor taste joke.

Edit: Jesus, ya’ll can stop replying now. No wonder we have genocide, so easy to dehumanized others, and not even notice.

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81 points

You can stop being a cop. The victims of cops can’t stop being black.

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46 points

I agree about blanket statements and calls for death, but it looks to me like this meme is just calling cops trash.

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28 points

No one made such a statement, but thanks for the pearl clutching.

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25 points

They’re human beings who have chosen to sell their body and will to the state to be used as a cudgel to enforce the state’s will through violence. We would prefer that they voluntarily stop participating in the oppression, but if they don’t they are willingly taking up arms against the disenfranchised, which means I have less than zero sympathy when they get what’s coming to them.

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“The state’s will” in most cases is to stop a murderer or a robber or whatnot.

People work for the police not to become the instrument of the state, but to prevent actual crimes. The rest sadly often comes after.

Y’all acting like cops are just useless parasites - good luck surviving a week in a modern word without them.

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5 points

Yeah because cops have always existed

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2 points

I’m with you. People can be so fucked up sometimes…

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2 points

You’re apparently the only one if this comment chain is any indication.

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