or to make the worst impression ig
Any media in any format, sequels not included.
my good answer is the wikipedia page for human
by evil answer is the wikipedia page for the dark forest hypothesis
We’ve kinda done this already:
The Golden Record from the Voyager missions.
My personal pick, however, is the SCP database.
Backdoor Sluts Vol. 7
“Mlorp, how do these beings even manage to procreate? This one is using the incorrect orifice, and this one removed his genital proboscis moments before copulation was complete!”
“Let’s leave them alone, Floop. They will extinct themselves shortly.”
I would send them a song letting them know I’d never gonna give them up.
“aw what a nine gesture, we shall relay this to the galactic federation on all channels”