or to make the worst impression ig

Any media in any format, sequels not included.

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Imagine being the first human to Rick Roll another species.

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My neighbor’s dog rolls his eyes at you

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my good answer is the wikipedia page for human

by evil answer is the wikipedia page for the dark forest hypothesis

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More evil answer: The page on Junko Furuta. Them aliens packing up and leaving after reading that fucked up shit.

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Rofl the perfect stfu

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We’ve kinda done this already:

The Golden Record from the Voyager missions.

My personal pick, however, is the SCP database.

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SCP

The Sane Clone Posse?

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Well the other posse might give a bad impression

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Whoop whoop, let’s keep this on an even keel!

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That is a collection of pieces of media though, op asked about a single piece.

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Send more Chuck Berry.

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Backdoor Sluts Vol. 7

“Mlorp, how do these beings even manage to procreate? This one is using the incorrect orifice, and this one removed his genital proboscis moments before copulation was complete!”

“Let’s leave them alone, Floop. They will extinct themselves shortly.”

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I would send them a song letting them know I’d never gonna give them up.

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“aw what a nine gesture, we shall relay this to the galactic federation on all channels”

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The way you say that makes me wonder what their fediverse must be like.

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And that you’d never let them down.

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