From @nocontexttrek@mastodon.social
If the cow’s tongue tastes as good while the cow is still alive as it does when it’s been cooked into taco meat, I wouldn’t mind kissing a cow. 🤷🏻♂️
Also, little-known fun fact: the cow is a full Lieutenant.
In which media format? Stupid Paramount+ is going to have its stupid “not commercials” at the beginning of episodes, which might bork the timing.
Oh, I forgot that this week is when we get an influx of “If you start X at Y time, Z will happen at midnight” posts.
MRW someone on Lemmy enters a thread to complain about others having fun:
Sorry! Wasn’t trying to complain, I literally just forgot that this type of post existed because they only show up for like a week before the new year.
What a bovine moment, absolutely mootiful. A tail as old as time, just hope the moment isn’t seen as too horny or that they don’t milk it too much.
Captain’s log, Stardate 43153.7. We are departing the Lemmy instance. We leave behind a being capable of producing extraordinarily corny strings of puns. I am not certain if she should be praised or condemned. Only that she should be left alone.
Just to let you know my pronouns aren’t he. Thank you. Please feel free to use any neutral or feminine leaning pronouns instead.
