133 points

That is not a horn. Purple correctly identified it as a trumpet.

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It’s pretty common to call all wind instruments horns in a band context, it is a trumpet but most musicians aren’t going to be mad at calling it a horn. Still a bad pick up line

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Trumpeter here, I’d be insulted if I was called a horn. Might be regional, but that’s not common here. If we’re speaking about horns, it’s only French horns

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40 points

Another trumpeter here. If it was a wind instrument that didn’t have a reed it was called a horn.

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13 points

Enh, in my experience “horn” refers to a French horn, but “horns” refers to all brass (separate from woodwinds, percussion, etc).

But yeah, if somebody referred to a horn, I’d assume they meant French horn.

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In my experience its very common, just to give a counterpoint. “Bring in the horns” to denote a trumpet heavy section, or just referring to the brass section as “the horn section”. 8dk might just be reguonal i guess but its colloquial.

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5 points

Can agree. Where I live horn only refers to Alto Horns. Trumpets are something different.

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1 point

Well, yeah…you play the horn, you aren’t a horn yourself. Horns don’t even have thumbs.

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1 point

Absolutely no offense intended… But you sound like an asshole

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17 points

A trumpet is a type of horn.

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5 points

Yeah, fuck paraphyletic groups!

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1 point

Just like phylogenetics and moleculargenetics are both biology, but astrophysics is not, though all 3 are natural sciences.

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5 points

Could be a flügelhorn.

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No. Tubing and curl is wrong. It’s not quite right for a trumpet either, but having 16 pixels doesn’t give you much room for accuracy, I guess.

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2 points

Looking at the size of the cone it could be one.

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This is giving me a tromboner.

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36 points

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8 points

You want some sax?

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2 points

“Nobody likes Milhouse!”

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50 points

“into ska”

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42 points

My dumbass would’ve interpreted that as ‘I’m a trump supporter’ and definitely not gotten any action

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15 points

I would’ve interpreted it as “tooting”, i.e. farting. No idea, how much action that warrants.

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I AM HORN.

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