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That’s literally an Onion article

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You… thought this wasn’t satire? I’m so confused.

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Repackaging thonion content with their name removed is low quality.

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The cube did not had a bitten apple symbol on it, that’s how I knew it was fake.

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Bold move, intentionally eating the onion.

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Eating stainless steel block.

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yes

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Honestly tho, that is a nice looking block.

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Does it come in the classic red? Because I might consider it.

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I know this sounds stupid, but I bought a nice white painted wooden block to prop up one of my flower pots that the roomba would otherwise knock over. OPs block seriously looks like an upgrade.

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I have a plethora of inherited bullshit tiny tables to serve largely the same function, none of which is particularly stable at this point, so I’m with you.

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WiFi enabled

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Requires paid subscription

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Install app for updates

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AI Premium model coming in 6months

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Just got a bird feeder that requires a paid subscription.

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Return it

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A 1ft^3 solid block of stainless steel is 500lbs. (227kg)

That looks a bit bigger than that, and weight will go up exponentially with increased perimeters.

If the sides are 16in we’re looking at 1,200lbs (544kg)

Edit: it clearly says the weight on the pic… Guess I still need to wake up. And it’s not solid, but the thought of it being solid was funny to me.

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Weight wouldn’t go up exponentially, but cubically. x^3 vs x^x

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Hollow

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I find the idea funny too, thanks for running the math

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Can it run Doom?

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What a stupid question. It’s a solid block of metal. Of course it can.

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